THE STARBUCKS GAUNTLET

There are roughly 16,858 (how's that for a round number) Starbucks worldwide. A man named Winter (Winter. Only Winter. He legally changed his name to Winter and is very insistent that his name is only Winter. Sort of like Cher. Or Prince) with far too much time on his hands, is endeavoring to visit all 16,858 Starbucks. So far he's visited just over a Trenta-sized 10,000!

Well I can smell a gauntlet when it's thrown (I said, mixing metaphors or something). So today I announce that I, too, shall attempt to visit every Starbucks known to mankind. (But with less anger)

But first, I shall attempt to visit every Brooklyn Bridge in the world.

Done.

Now on to Starbucks, suckas.